No waiter, then you take it yourself.

I eat lunch at a small coffeehouse where the customer orders and leaves his name.

They call you when your order is ready.

One day I heard the chef call: "Jill, your lunch is ready."

Then, louder: "Jill, come and get it."

And finally - to the applause of everyone in place:

"Jill! Speak now or forever lose your quiche!".

*quiche is a type of food*

Hahaha, this is a true story submitted by John, from the states. 

Have a nice day ahead !