Intern with low iq? or just too straight!?

Our intern was not very swift.

One day, he turned to a secretary.

"I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?"

"Just use copy-machine paper"

She said to him.

With that, the intern took his last remaining piece of blank typing paper, put it in the photocopier and proceeded to make five blank copies.!!!

Helicopter trouble!

While Ferrying workers back and forth from our offshore oil rig, the helicopter I was on lost power and went down.

Fortunately, it landed safely in a lake. 

Struggling to get out, one man tore off his seat belt, inflated his life vest and jerked open the exit door.

"Don't jump!" the pilot called out.

"This thing is supposed to float!"

As the man leapt from the helicopter into the lake, he yelled back,

"Yeah, and it's supposed to fly too!".

Submitted by William, 

Acronyms =) Share around as many dont know. =)

News = North East West South

Chess = Chariot, Horse, Elephant, Soldiers.

Cold = Chronic Obstructive Lung Disease.

Joke = Joy of kids Entertainment.

Aim = Ambition in Mind.

Date = Day and Time Evolution.

Eat  = Energy and Taste

Tea = Taste And Energy Admitted.

Pen = Power Enriched in Nib.

Smile = Sweet Memories In Lips Expression.

Bye = Be with You Everytime.

I Didn't even know any . Do you? Share with everyone. =)

Interesting facts about Glue

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the tube?

"Most of our glues contain agents called cure promoters, which cause the glue to bond, and stabilizers,

which stop it from doing so," 

explains Gary Tremley, senior packaging engineer at British firm Loctite.

Inside the tube, the balance between cure promoters and stabilizers is like two people pulling on opposite ends of a rope.

The surface of the inside of the tube is specially formulated to be neutral so that the two agents remain balanced.

Once the glue is out of the tube, the stabilizers are over come by moisture in the air and by contact with the surface you want to stick, so the glue hardens and bonds.

Interesting, who actually wonder about this?

Interesting facts about horseshoe

Why are horseshoes considered lucky????

The belief comes from a sixteenth-century idea that iron horseshoes were a protection against witches and evil.

Antiquarian John Aubrey wrote in his 1696 book Miscellanies that the reasoning was that Mars (the roman god of war and associated with the metal iron.) was the enemy of Saturn (ruler of the witches).

Another interpretation of the superstition is that a horseshoe held on its side makes a 

"C" for christ.

Seeing others win the trophy when it should have been you.

(Thx jasonlove.com)

Degas witnessed on of his pictures being sold at auction for almost $100,000.

When asked how he felt, he replied,

"I feel as a horse must feel when the beautiful cup is given to the jockey."

Submitted by Alex,

Hahahaha, anyone else get it?

Nobel Prize winner's luck.

A visitor to the summer cottage of Nobel Prize-winning physicist Niels Bohr noticed a horseshoe on the wall.

"Can it be," he asked, "that you, one of the foremost men of science,

believe that thing will bring you luck?"

"Of course not," said Bohr, chuckling.

"But I understand it brings you luck whether you believe or not."

Submitted by Anonymous. 

What is life?

This is something i would like to share with all my readers. =)

What is life?

Life is happiness

Life is joy

Life is love

Life is unity

Life is care

Life is faith

Life is peace

Life is fantasy

Life is art

Life is a dream

Life is a fairy tale

Life is a mystery

Life is knowledge

Life is delight

Life is rest

Life is splendour

Life is nature

Life is Feelings

Isn’t it Life is Beautiful

Then why people waste this in

fighting, hating ,

not talking , not replying ,

misunderstanding , ego and Many other nonsense things !!!

Thanks www.thebuddhism.net/2012/07/30/life-is/