Wednesday 20 March 2013

Lawyers joke!


One day, one a plane, a lawyer and an old man sat together. 
It was a very long flight.
Mid way of the flight, the lawyer got bored.
He turn to the old man who was sleeping peacefully and woke him up.
The lawyer then said, "Let's play some riddles to past time."
The old man respectfully decline and intended to go back to sleep.
However, the lawyer wont give up so easily and quickly said,
"If you fail to answer my riddle, you give me RM5, however if I fail to answer your riddle i will give you RM100!."
The lawyer challenge the old man.
The old man, then agree to play. 
The first round, the lawyer told a riddle and the old man fail to answer. Then the old man pay the lawyer RM5.
Now it is the old man's turn, the old man say,
"What has three heads, one body, three legs, three hands and can only run backwards?"
The lawyer was stun, not giving up easily, the lawyer went to the internet and search for answer. The old man continue his sleep. After a while, the lawyer finally gave up and paid the old man, Rm100.
Then the lawyer ask for the answer,
The old man then say, 
"I also don't know"
And the old man paid the lawyer Rm5 and went back to sleep.


Classics! Hahaha.



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