Friday 22 March 2013

Policeeeee~


One night my friend Jon and I were in a bar where he used to work when an attractive woman, a former colleague, came in and sat next to him.
She told him she had just had a fight with her husband, a police officer,
and needed to get out of the house for a while.
They had been talking for a few minutes when as a joke, I leaned over to Jon.
"Don't Look now," I whispered,
"But a big guy just walked in, and he's got a gun."
Without hesitating, Jon turned to me and said,
"Quick, Ed"
"Kiss me on the lips"

Submitted by Ed,

Hahaha, this is what i am talking about. Share those funny memories with us. I would freak out if i were Jon.


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