The other said, "Well go behind one of those big trees, and shit."
The first one said, "But I don't have any paper to wipe my ass."
The blonde replied, "You have a dollar, don't you?"
The first one said, "Yeah, I've got a dollar. That's a great idea, I'll use that!"
He left and came back with shit all over his hands and clothes.
His friend looked at him and asked, "What the hell happened to you?"
The first one replied, "Have you ever tried to wipe your ass with 3 quarters, 2 dimes, and a nickel?"
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