TOM and Jerry were partners in a profitable painting-contracting business.
Unfortunately, they weren't entirely honest because they mixed their paint with water.
One day, Jerry's conscience started to bother him as they painted a poor widow's house.
The next day Jerry told Tom he just couldn't be dishonest anymore.
"Don't quit now," Tom begged.
"A few more jobs and we can retire."
Jerry refused to change his mind.
"Tom," he said, "I just can't do it. Last night an angel stood by my bed and said,
'Repaint, you thinner.'"
Submitted by Anonymous~
Repent you sinner
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