Have not spoken to each other for 20 years. Not now not ever.

Aunt Ana and Jennie had not spoken to each other for decades,

yet when Jennie died Aunt Ana was among the first to pay her respects.

Afterwards I blurted out, "Aunt Ana, why did you go to Jennie's funeral when you haven't spoken to her for 20 years.?"

As quick as a flash and with her customary spunk, she shot back, 

"And I didn't speak to her today, either."

Submitted by Anonymous,

Haha, well, they are never going to talk to each other forever already.