Tuesday, 26 March 2013

Short jokes


Hi Guys, sorry did not post anything lately. Was very busy.

Anyway, here are some short jokes submitted by our loyal followers from all over:

1. What did the lesbian frog say to another lesbian frog?
"They are right, we Do taste like CHICKEN".

2. Why do most people find wars unnecessary and brutal?
Because most people don't have shares in arms companies.

3. Boy: Can you catch??
Girl: Why?
Boy: Because i've got a couple of balls coming your way.

4. My Clever friend said that onions are the only food that can make you cry. 
So I threw a coconut in his face

5. What do you call a mexican with a rubber toe?
Roberto


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