1. Dad: Shame on you, peter. Why did you hit your little sister?
Peter : Well, Daddy, we were playing Adam and Eve with the apple and all. Well, instead of tempting me with that apple, she ate the thing herself.!
2. May, Why did you kick your brother in the stomach?!? exclaimed the angry mother.
"It was pure accident, mama, he turned around"
3. It was the end of the school year and joey's mother asked : "And were the exam questions difficult?"
"They weren't bad at all," her son replied.
"It was the answers that gave me all the trouble".
4. A family took a trip to Disney world. After three exhausting days, they headed home.
As they drove away, the son waved and said, "Goodbye, Mickey."
The daughter waved and said, "Goodbye, Minnie."
The father waved, rather weakly and said, "Goodbye, Money."
5.One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver.
She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so.
She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so.
She says, " Anything you say can and will be held against you."
He replies, "BREASTS"
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