Secretary psychic?

My secretary complied with my request to revise her job description for my approval. I closed my door one morning and sat back to read her list:

"1. Types and files,

2.answers phones;
3.Greet visitors...."

The list went on, but it was the last item that stopped me: "Reads Minds".

"Glenda..." I yelled.

"You know I do."

Submitted by Roger Britt