EXPERIENCE:
The name men give to their mistakes
DIPLOMAT:
A person who tells you to go to hell
in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip
OPTIMIST:
A person who, while falling from the
EIFFEL TOWER,says midway:
"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"
BOSS:
Someone who is early when you are late
and late when you are early
POLITICIAN:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence afterward
DOCTOR:
A person who kills your ills with pills and Later with his bills.
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